a man spends his day gluing herbs all over his torso until he realizes it’s a big waist of thyme
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
cinnamon toast crunch > the beatles
i’m still pissed off about growing up
where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”
So SO uneducated about penises
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo