octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)

haleyroselionheart:

'I don't know how long I sat in silence for but I felt my heart beat in my ears'
Automatic writings part of a study into the stream of consciousness. I have no memory of writing this and my hand writing is hardly recognisable.

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

jowduk:

If someone is happy with their body don’t you fucking dare insult them for showing it off

Precariously, God stacked your atoms,
crafting a bright, broken creature,
loving it in the dark.
S.T.Gibson 

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time